the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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