my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
We left the knife in your bed.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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