so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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