Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
either way he was missing a nipple.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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