don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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