Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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