Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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