There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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