so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I love you.
Bad choice
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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