Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
it's like iHOP with fire
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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