I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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