why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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