Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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