Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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