Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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