she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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