Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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