Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
