Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just had sex bonerless
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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