in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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