Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
This is the high leading the old right now
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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