Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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