Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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