Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
