i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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