i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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