did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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