According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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