Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Randomize
