whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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