You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
wow bdsm is so cute
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