It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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