I wanna passion pit in your ass
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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