im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Randomize
