The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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