how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
My breasts were aching with rage.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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