your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
is it fun? or sober?
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