My room smells like vodka and shame
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Operation Purity has been aborted
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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