May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
