its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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