Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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