Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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