we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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