Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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