I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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