I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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