i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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