Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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