PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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