I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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